Hold on to your hats

Said I would give an update on all bets in this blog and so true to my word here goes...
In work on Saturday, missed the Barbarian game. One of the rules of mug betting is never bet on an event you won't get to watch.
I completely subscribe to that mentality. Never going to get rich gambling so may as well get to enjoy the game I have had a bet on.
Get home at seven, forty-five minutes to go till the Toulouse game, still have not had my bet. Have to make a phone bet, logistically cannot get to Kingbet and take advantage of the best price special offer. Have completely forgotten about the Ba-Ba game at this stage.
Ring up, first check the balance, don't know how it's that high. Barbarians must have won, excellent start to my tipping career.
Will I have the entire account on Toulouse, price is slashed to 1 to 5, have the bookies started to take notice of my prowess?
Kipling said "if you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it on one turn of pitch and toss" - got to have the full account.
Game starts: Toulouse are dominant, Montpellier give away two kickable penalties.
Both missed, worrying sign - despite the wisdom that: "forwards win games, backs decide by how much", kickers win games full stop, they keep the score board ticking over.